2024 was the Hottest Year on Record—Beating the Previous Record by a Whopping Fifth of a Degree!
Continuing the 21st century’s dubious tradition of breaking annual heat records, 2024 took one look at the previous record holder—2023—and said “hold my (well-carbonated) beer,” before breaking that record by the largest margin yet, and then went on to attain the dubious distinction of being the first full calendar year
Wildfires in Los Angeles are Most Destructive in City’s History; Whitley Is Safe After Santa Monica Neighborhoods Evacuated
Editor’s note: We are relieved to inform you that Whitley is safe with his family, following the evacuation of his neighborhood after the Palisades fire began to encroach on the northwest side of Santa Monica. Hopefully, authorities and fire crews can contain the fires before they can cause more damage;
Widespread ‘Mysterious’ Heavy Fog Sparks Fears of Biowarfare Experiments
The appearance of heavy fog over the final week of 2024 in various regions across the country has sparked fears that the U.S. Government is spraying some sort of harmful pathogen on the population. Described as “mysterious” and having a “burning chemical-like smell” by posts on social media, the fog
Astronomers Have Discovered a ‘Tunnel’ of Hot Gases Extending Out From Our Region of Space
Astronomers with Germany’s Max Planck Institute of Extraterrestrial Physics has discovered a strange interstellar “tunnel” of hot gases that stretches out for hundreds of light years from our region of space, a relatively empty pocket of space that the Sun is currently travelling through, toward the constellation Centaurus. Estimated to
OpenAI’s New ‘Reasoning’ AI Resorts to Copying Itself—then Lying About It—to Achieve its Goals
“If I were an intelligent machine, I would deceive you.” ~The Master of the Key While undergoing third-party safety testing before its release, OpenAI’s new reasoning AI demonstrated the ability to make a copy of itself and then lie about having done so, in order to ensure that it could complete
