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The head chicken wrangler on President Bush?s Crawford, Texas ranch has resigned after only three years in office. ?I am sick and tired of trying to convince hell-raising foreign dignitaries that this is not THAT kind of a chicken ranch,?said wrangler Kenneth Starr. ?I was better off practicing law,? he continued, referring to his previous career as a prosecutor. Mr. Starr?s longtime friend and associate, former president Bill Clinton, said ?I could have told them boththat a presidential chicken ranch would be a mistake. I mean, you cannot get these foreign boys to slow down, or to understand a damn word you say.?
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Our latest sale has been phenomenal?books have been sailing out of our store. The most we have left of any of our titles is 6, and all of them will be sold out soon. Keep reading for details!

We have 6 left of Bigfoot. If you’ve ever been interested in finding out the facts about this mysterious critter, this is the book for you. We also have 6 of the collector’s item Borderlands 5, with Whitley’s incredible reaction to the sins of the priesthood, as well as lots of other super science fiction stories.

We also have 5 Vampires left. Did you know vampires can be people you rub shoulders with in ordinary life, who suck the energy out of you? We all know someone like that.
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Scientists know that people who listen to classical music score higher on tests (“the Mozart effect”). They also know that physical exercise is good for the brain. So what happens when you exercise to music?

Exercisers who listened to Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons” while working out on a treadmill before taking a test of verbal ability did much better than they did after exercising without music. “Evidence suggests that exercise improves the cognitive performance of people with coronary artery disease,” says psychologist Charles Emery. “And listening to music is thought to enhance brainpower. We wanted to put the two results together.”
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It’s not just a book by Stephen King, it’s an oxygen-starved area in the ocean where nothing can live. Scientists say there are more of these being created than ever before. Fishermen in Martha’s Vineyard are discovering “Sea Balls” that have washed on shore. And that island paradise you dream of visiting? Don’t look too closely.
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