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Our April Fools Page–Revealed!
April 2, 2004Did we fool you on April 1? Not too many of you, judging from all the appreciative email. Our site has four times the number of users it did last April 1, so we did manage to hoax a few... continued
Why There Will Be Less Oil in the Future
April 2, 2004OPEC is planning to cut back on oil production, meaning the price of gas will continue to rise. One reason behind this move is that Saudi Arabia is in the same situation as Texas: they're having trouble extracting the remaining... continued
Get Revenge for All That Spam
April 2, 2004American Online is running a sweepstakes in which the prize is a 2002 Porsche Boxter seized from "a guy who by our estimates made more than a million dollars from spamming," according to AOL executive Randall Boe. Anick Jesdanun writes... continued
FBI Agent Warned of 911 Months Before it Happened
April 2, 2004Sibel Edmonds, a former translator for the FBI who speaks Azerbaijani, Farsi, Turkish and English and has a top-secret security clearance, says the claim by Condoleezza Rice that there was no information about al-Qaeda planning airplane strikes before 911 is... continued
Mars Spheres Confirm Evidence of Advanced Life
April 1, 2004News organizations worldwide have received an ?accidental? release of Mars Rover imagery from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory that independent scientists are suggesting not only confirm that there was life on Mars, but also that it had reached a much higher... continued
White Elephant Causes Witch Doctor Riot
April 1, 2004Kenyan alternative medical practitioners rioted in Mombasa yesterday when an elephant prophesied in the Kolebe Artifactual Writings, a collection of witch doctor prophecies dating from 32,821 BCE, or possibly authored by Aleister Crowley somewhat more recently, galloped down Lumumba Road... continued
Crawford Chicken Wrangler Quits
April 1, 2004The head chicken wrangler on President Bush?s Crawford, Texas ranch has resigned after only three years in office. ?I am sick and tired of trying to convince hell-raising foreign dignitaries that this is not THAT kind of a chicken ranch,?said... continued
NASA Announces Moon Going Flat
April 1, 2004NASA scientists announced yesterday that cracks have opened up in the moon, causing the leakage of millions of tons of methane gas trapped inside. As the process continues, surprised witnesses in polar regions, who see the moon from a slightly... continued
The Dead Zone
March 31, 2004It's not just a book by Stephen King, it's an oxygen-starved area in the ocean where nothing can live. Scientists say there are more of these being created than ever before. Fishermen in Martha's Vineyard are discovering "Sea Balls" that... continued
Tests Prove Mediums Really Can Contact Dead
March 31, 2004A five year study by the Scottish Society for Psychical Research (SSPR) shows that mediums really can get in touch with the deceased. The SSPR's Tricia Robertson says, "The results were very surprising. I have no idea how mediums can... continued