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NASA Announces Moon Going Flat

April 1, 2004
NASA scientists announced yesterday that cracks have opened up in the moon, causing the leakage of millions of tons of methane gas trapped inside. As the process continues, surprised witnesses in polar regions, who see the moon from a slightly... continued

Mars Spheres Confirm Evidence of Advanced Life

April 1, 2004
News organizations worldwide have received an ?accidental? release of Mars Rover imagery from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory that independent scientists are suggesting not only confirm that there was life on Mars, but also that it had reached a much higher... continued

White Elephant Causes Witch Doctor Riot

April 1, 2004
Kenyan alternative medical practitioners rioted in Mombasa yesterday when an elephant prophesied in the Kolebe Artifactual Writings, a collection of witch doctor prophecies dating from 32,821 BCE, or possibly authored by Aleister Crowley somewhat more recently, galloped down Lumumba Road... continued

Crawford Chicken Wrangler Quits

April 1, 2004
The head chicken wrangler on President Bush?s Crawford, Texas ranch has resigned after only three years in office. ?I am sick and tired of trying to convince hell-raising foreign dignitaries that this is not THAT kind of a chicken ranch,?said... continued

The Dead Zone

March 31, 2004
It's not just a book by Stephen King, it's an oxygen-starved area in the ocean where nothing can live. Scientists say there are more of these being created than ever before. Fishermen in Martha's Vineyard are discovering "Sea Balls" that... continued

Tests Prove Mediums Really Can Contact Dead

March 31, 2004
A five year study by the Scottish Society for Psychical Research (SSPR) shows that mediums really can get in touch with the deceased. The SSPR's Tricia Robertson says, "The results were very surprising. I have no idea how mediums can... continued

Sale’s End

March 31, 2004
Our latest sale has been phenomenal?books have been sailing out of our store. The most we have left of any of our titles is 6, and all of them will be sold out soon. Keep reading for details! We have... continued

Exercise Your Brain

March 31, 2004
Scientists know that people who listen to classical music score higher on tests ("the Mozart effect"). They also know that physical exercise is good for the brain. So what happens when you exercise to music? Exercisers who listened to Vivaldi's... continued

New Reasons to Take a Sick Day

March 30, 2004
Absenteeism is one of the major costs of doing business. Now researchers at NEC-Mitsubishi say a major reason for this is "Irritable Desk Syndrome" (IDS): long working hours, cluttered desks and poor posture are making people sick. Other researchers have... continued

Nasca Lines Being Destroyed

March 30, 2004
Peru's Nasca lines, which were carved over 1,000 years ago and are visited by 80,000 tourists a year, are being turned into a trash dump. Until she died six years ago, German mathematician Maria Reich spend 50 years guarding the... continued